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@MUMSIEesq: 3YO: MOMMY HELP HELP!

ME *throws cat off lap, drops phone, spills coffee on self, runs up stairs, kicks open door*

3YO: I want a snack.

3YO: MOMMY HELP HELP!

ME *throws cat off lap, drops phone, spills coffee on self, runs up stairs, kicks open door*

3YO: I want a snack.

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