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@Jeff_G_Nixon: 3yr old: [whispering] I have a secret

"What it is, sweetie?"

3: [shouting] I POOPED!

"Do you know what a secret is?"

3: [whispering] no.

3yr old: [whispering] I have a secret

“What it is, sweetie?”

3: [shouting] I POOPED!

“Do you know what a secret is?”

3: [whispering] no.

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