@alldrolledup: 4 out of 5 dead husbands agree that last casserole tasted really strange.
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@primawesome: A lady just walked into Taco Bell, dumped every hot sauce packet in her bag and left. I should follow her. What's the rest of her day like?
@radtoria: 1st baby: you make sure he's breathing every five minutes 2nd baby: someone replaced him with a ham in the crib and you don't even notice
@3sunzzz: My horoscope said I will soon find the man of my dreams. I thought, "I've been married 25yrs," then I thought, "But I'll keep an open mind."
@loserlexii: ikea worker 1: ok i say we name it "stay in stool" haha like school haha cuz it's a stool ikea worker 2: nice try but we r naming it üdëkæb