@alldrolledup: 4 out of 5 dead husbands agree that last casserole tasted really strange.
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@andylevy: "Guess I'll turn on the news to see what the government is up to" - The President of the United States
@noogscorner: The early bird catches the worm. And the late bird catches one of the other trillion worms left. What's your point?
@thatdutchperson: I wish I had the exciting social life my mom must have envisioned when she used to stitch my name into my underwear.