@alldrolledup: 4 out of 5 dead husbands agree that last casserole tasted really strange.
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@slimmy_shady: Me: "Get me a newspaper."Friend: "Don't be silly. Here. Borrow my iPad." Poor spider never knew what hit it.
@ShawnHatosy: The so called genius at the Apple Store mentioned he has a girlfriend; thus, his geek credibility is compromised & I don't trust his advice.
@Starlight2112: When someone slings shit at me, I like to duck and let it hit the person stabbing me in the back.