@robdelaney: 4 out of 5 dentists agree: kill a lion.
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@onion_an: [last day at job] "You've made my life a misery, I hate you all" [remembers my car is in the garage and I need a lift] "Not you tho Phil"
@dave_cactus: *approaches a girl, tips hat* M'lady. *approaches a material girl, tips hat* M'donna.
@Sickayduh: Good cop: You have the right to remain silent Girlfriend cop: What's wrong? Why are you being so quiet? Are you mad? I hate when you're lik
@jasonroeder: I don't think my neighbor knows my rule about not interacting unless we're both pointing at the same tornado.