@robdelaney: 4 out of 5 dentists agree: kill a lion.
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@Malocallidus: I wish IKEA was more like Lego.. on the back of the box it would show you 4 other things you could make from the same materials.
@DanMentos: [job interview] “any public speaking experience?” not since the valedictorian speech in high school “very impressive” I yelled 'YOU SUCK'
@jazmasta: They probably could have called lightbulbs, just "bulbs". Most people would still get it.