@TheAlexNevil: 4 said he went potty and I asked if it was number one or number two. He said number 7, and now I'm terrified to go into the bathroom.
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@Marcmywords2: Text: OMG! I can't believe you tweet such vile, offensive, filthy, sick things. You should be removed from society. GET HELP! Love Mom XO
@BlaineKy: I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. Because I have no idea where sandwiches live...
@AnnaKendrick47: My life would be so much easier if it wasn't for that thing…God, what is that thing called…other people.