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@PaperWash: 4 y/o: how does Santa go to everyone's house in one night

me: warp speed

4 y/o: warp speed isn't real

me: neither is Santa go to sleep

4 y/o: how does Santa go to everyone’s house in one night 

me: warp speed

4 y/o: warp speed isn’t real 

me: neither is Santa go to sleep

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