@thejoelstein: 4-yr-old son gave smartest answer ever to "How do you know if something is art?" "People tell you."
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@Miniwheats2012: Me: Wake up son! Son: Just 30 more minutes please Me: I'm borrowing your phone Son jumps of the bed: I'm awake!
@squirrel74wkgn: [at the gym] Friend: This sauna is way too hot! Me: *slowly slips on jean jacket* Is it cooler now?
@KeetPotato: bank robber: ok listen up this is a robbery, everybody be cool [to me] take off those sunglasses me: first of all, i can't do both
@UncleDuke1969: Me: Damn dog is under the covers again! Wife: No she's not. She's next to the bed. Me: Oh. Wife: ... Me: Might be time to shave your legs.