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@mikejanson2: 5: Daddy whatcha doin'?
Me: Cleaning my shot gun
5:Why?
Me: Because one day a boy will like you
5:You mean like Ben?

*racks the chamber*

5: Daddy whatcha doin’?
Me: Cleaning my shot gun
5:Why?
Me: Because one day a boy will like you 
5:You mean like Ben?

*racks the chamber*

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