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@ImABaconDonut: 5: I went potty.
Me: Did you remember to wipe this time?
5: No.
Me: Why?
5: It's faster my way.

I don't know how to counter that argument.

5: I went potty.
Me: Did you remember to wipe this time?
5: No.
Me: Why?
5: It’s faster my way.

I don’t know how to counter that argument.

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