@NeatFoxes: "50 Cent for 2Pacs of Eminems!? That's Ludacris!"
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@LindaInDisguise: Setting a dowry for my teenage daughter. So far I've got 2 dogs, 1 little sister and an ant farm. Act before midnight, I'll toss in an iPad.
@TankCesar: My doctor tells me I'm healthy enough for sexual activity...I'm just not attractive enough.
@Ohgoddessitsme: I just accidentally opened the door for a jehovah's Witness and he took one look at me and just walked away.