@jdforshort: 6 made coffee for me this morning, I'm now thinking that she can never move out of the house
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@noogscorner: Someone should tell North Korea that if you want to nuke someone, you probably shouldn't give them a progress report every week.
@StinkyGr33n: I don't mean to brag, but I'm extremely talented with my lips and tongue. *Whistles The Andy Griffith Show theme song flawlessly*
@adler_chris: Do not let #FyreFestival refugees into the country. We cannot risk it if even ONE of them has been radicalized.