@ValeeGrrl: 6yo lured girls to our beach umbrella by shaking a bag of Cheetos at them & it worked so guys, feel free to steal his fool-proof method.
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@_troyjohnson: Worst idea you’ll ever have is oiling your 4 year-old’s squeaky bedroom door. Congratulations, you just made a ninja.
@HatfieldAnne: Shouting “wahoo” instead of “woo-hoo” so everyone in this bar knows that I'm into fun AND sport fishing.
@Home_Halfway: [God inventing iguanas] Maybe humans are done dealing with dinosaurs, but ants aren't
@AimeeHelene1: Don't let the correct punctuation fool you; I'm basically a 4 year old with good grammar.