@1Happytwit: 6yo's can't go to jail so I have no idea why this one's refusing to drive me home from the pub.
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@internetluke: [Joseph checking in to hotel] "Is there WiFi?" Only in the stable *later to Virgin Mary* "Honey, hotel was booked. Gotta stay in the stable"
@WheelTod: My wife has just come home and asked how things went with the baby. Now in mild panic mode as I thought she took the baby along with her
@rickygervais: Marriage should be traditional. As it was in The Bible. Between a man and a rib.
@ch000ch: this guy with binoculars has been watching me watch him with binoculars and i don't know who's winning