@1Happytwit: 6yo's can't go to jail so I have no idea why this one's refusing to drive me home from the pub.
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@uMakeMeBad: At Walmart with a box of condoms and a Barbie play set, now I need to pick the right cashier to ensure maximum awkwardness for us both.
@david8hughes: If your dog & your baby are fighting, it's important to leave them to it so that a pack leader can be established.
@Mi_SSbehaved: My son touched my leg & said "so soft!" Then he asked for his IPad back & I gave it to him. Girls aren't exactly rocket science, guys.
@desusnice: i love that kanye gets into very specific beefs with ppl i have to google but he's nice enough to say both their first & last name