@1Happytwit: 6yo's can't go to jail so I have no idea why this one's refusing to drive me home from the pub.
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@rob5373: [Bags packed, leaving the ex] Ex:"I hope you have a slow and painful death!" Me:"So now you want me to stay?"
@JanelSantaCruz: "What about flying rats with no poop muscles and scissors for mouths?" - God creating birds