@JustLikeMikee: 70% of our planet is covered in water, the other 30% is covered in idiots
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@bourgeoisalien: I misspelled "marriage" and Auto Correct changed it to "mirage." What do you know that I don't, Auto Correct?
@MandiAtRandom: Forgot to do laundry again. I bet everyone at work is going to love my prom dress.
@aka_fatman: Morpheus: If you take the red pill, I will show you what the Matrix is. Neo: *ingests pill* Whoa. Morpheus: It's also a powerful laxative.