@JustLikeMikee: 70% of our planet is covered in water, the other 30% is covered in idiots
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@Jandalize: I told my kids to follow their hopes and dreams, as long as their hopes and dreams lead them out of my house when they're 21.
@ChaseMit: America's national mascot should just be a drunk white girl typing on a shattered iPhone.
@bluntphilip: There's nothing more realistic in this world than a 26 year old couple on a house hunting tv show with a $1 million budget.
@MagsWoodward: I'm beginning to think my best chance of fame is if someone names a syndrome after me.