@JustLikeMikee: 70% of our planet is covered in water, the other 30% is covered in idiots
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@bridger_w: Does anyone want a free microwave? Contact me. We can talk about how we both want a free microwave
@thetigersez: How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them? Like, did you ask him? Because only one of us is screaming right now.
@JhonRules: Dammit I forgot my headphones and I'm at the airport wait here's some for 16 million dollars thank god.
@Izianikapani: If the US admits that Trump's presidential campaign is a hoax then Australia will come clean about the platypus.