@theshamingofjay: 75% of my day consists of looking at the clock and not believing it
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@junejuly12: *plans eclipse viewing party* *buys special glasses* *gets plenty of snacks and drinks* *wakes up to pouring rain* *goes back to sleep*
@SamuelHLowe: - I'd like to make a reservation. - Name? - Matthew McConaughey. - Can you spell that for me? - No.