@JessiCanadian: 8 teens in the the garage. I hear the miter saw and drill going. I'm just going to sit back and let Darwin take care of things in there.
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@cornlog: So rude of Ashton Kutcher to file divorce papers right before Demi Moore's 150th birthday.
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