@_thatigirl: 83 yo man, "You speak pretty good English for a Chinese girl". Me: "I'm caucasian". Him, "Well, any kind of Asian looks Chinese to me".
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@P_o_n_k: BEE 1: You get 1 chance to sting someone, so make sure they're a threat. BEE 2: Well that guy's over there walking. BEE 1: He's doing WHAT
@murrman5: [senses date is losing interest in me] "my uncle was the guy who did the rap in Red Red Wine"
@KentWGraham: If I were the person naming diseases, Chronic Lying Disorder would be called Liarrhea.