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@AnkCoupleTO: *84th flr*
CW: You look sad, can I cheer you up?
M: Heard Van Halen's "Jump"?
CW: Sure!
Me: Jump out that window and sing it on the way down

*84th flr*
CW: You look sad, can I cheer you up?
M: Heard Van Halen’s “Jump”?
CW: Sure!
Me: Jump out that window and sing it on the way down

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