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@my_minivan_life: 8yo: Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Me: Yes.
8yo: Where?
Me:...
8yo: WHERE!
6yo: (from outside) It's spreading.
Me: I'm up.

8yo: Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Me: Yes. 
8yo: Where? 
Me:…
8yo: WHERE!
6yo: (from outside) It’s spreading. 
Me: I’m up.

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