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@AndyAsAdjective: 8YR OLD: dad, can we get pizza for dinner tonight?

ME: aw sweetie, I'm sorry…I had pizza for lunch

8: you think I give a damn what you had for lunch?

8YR OLD: dad, can we get pizza for dinner tonight?

ME: aw sweetie, I’m sorry…I had pizza for lunch

8: you think I give a damn what you had for lunch?

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