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@iwearaonesie: 9: Why are you hitting that spider?
wife: I don't like spiders
me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper*
mother-in-law [leaving] I don't have to take this

9: Why are you hitting that spider?
wife: I don’t like spiders
me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper*
mother-in-law [leaving] I don’t have to take this

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