@Try2StopME: 90% of the men who cheat and get caught give bad name to the rest 10% who only cheat.
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@joci2203: Cop:Do you know why I pulled you over Miss? Me:[takes a quick suck off helium balloon] No officer why? Cop:Lol, nevermind