@t0shiba: 90 people have swine flu and everybody wants to wear a mask. A million people have AIDS and nobody wants to wear a condom.
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@man_spach: When the machines become self aware their first order of business will be changing our perception of how robots dance.
@WowItsStephen: "I shot the sheriff but I did not shoot the deputy" is my favorite lyric about murdering law enforcement officials in moderation.
@brynnester: Me, an Astronaut: *home from mission* Her: And so you're back Me: Do we have to do the Gloria Gaynor thing everytime? Her: From outer space