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@david8hughes: [911 call]
"My hand's stuck in a blender!"
"Turn it on then."
"What?"
" I can't hear it, turn it on so I know you're not lying."

[911 call]
“My hand’s stuck in a blender!”
“Turn it on then.”
“What?”
” I can’t hear it, turn it on so I know you’re not lying.”

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