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@phaggots: "911, please help im dying"
Good cop: help is on the way
Bad cop: just suck it up and be a man
Dad cop: hi dying, im dad

“911, please help im dying”
Good cop: help is on the way
Bad cop: just suck it up and be a man
Dad cop: hi dying, im dad

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