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@Dustinkcouch: 911: what's your emergency?

me: a man is in my house

911: who

me: idk. how would i know that

911: ask

me: ok

911:

me: he didn't answer

911: describe him

me: he's large

911: is he tall

me: yea

911: give him my number :)

me: what's your number

911: are u serious

911: what’s your emergency?

me: a man is in my house

911: who

me: idk. how would i know that

911: ask

me: ok

911:

me: he didn’t answer

911: describe him

me: he’s large

911: is he tall

me: yea

911: give him my number :)

me: what’s your number

911: are u serious

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