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@LipLush1: 911: what's your emergency?

me: I taught my Dad how to text

911: the problem ma'am?

me: he CALLS to say "yeah, got ur text"

911:  what’s your emergency?

me:   I taught my Dad how to text 

911:  the problem ma’am?

me:   he CALLS to say “yeah, got ur text”

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