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@BlindChow: 911: what's your emergency?
me: what's YOUR emergency?
911: *starts crying* omg no one's ever asked me that before!
me: jk I've been stabbed

911: what’s your emergency?
me: what’s YOUR emergency?
911: *starts crying* omg no one’s ever asked me that before!
me: jk I’ve been stabbed

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