@damakattack: Guys love legs. Women, if you can grow more legs that would be a major turn on

@TheTweetOfGod: I've gone unverified for 5,000 years. Why change now?

@papasuncle: Wife: Valentine's day is right around the corner. Me: No worries, so is Wal-Mart.

@TheAlexNevil: Adult: If it ain't broke don't fix it Child: If it ain't breakable, not interested

@wizdom: A real boyfriend will blow up his girl's phone when she's mad at him. She may not want to answer, but at least she'll see his effort.