@david8hughes: "911 what's your emergency?"
"Yeah, I've got so many questions about bees."
*sighs*
"Please hold for the president."
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@julie2288: "Do not iron" Like that was ever going to happen...
@Ristolable: A girl on Facebook says it's officially too cold to go outside. Thank you for your official confirmation, Madison, I will remain indoors.
@Mr_Kapowski: [1st day in Hell] Satan: *giving impassioned speech* AND THE HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE- Me: *raises hand* What time are snacks? Satan: *eyes narrow* SNACKS?! Me: Ya, snacks Satan: Me: Satan: 3 pm
@Marlebean: So many pants. So little yoga.
@BuckyIsotope: CULT LEADER: join our cult ME: no thanks CULT LEADER: we believe Air Bud was a documentary ME: I'm listening
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