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@Matt_the_1st: 911,What's your emergency?

Me: I think it's a heart attack

911: Can you call back when you're sure, we're watching Walking Dead

911,What’s your emergency?

Me: I think it’s a heart attack

911: Can you call back when you’re sure, we’re watching Walking Dead

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