@vikkaroni: 99 times out of ten, I'm making shit up.
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@Probgoblin: The barista can't deal with the man's 'Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee' shirt. Her mouth opens, then closes. The line grows.
@SortaBad: Babies are like Starbucks because they're expensive as shit and yet you still forget them on the roof of your car
@SurreySlum: Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors.