@vikkaroni: 99 times out of ten, I'm making shit up.
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@Fyrekrakr73: Hire a hitman is apparently not the correct answer to "what would you do if you won the lottery"
@bazlyons: Turns out when you're asked who your favourite child is you're expected to pick from your own.
@gobmentcheese: If watching 80's music videos has taught me anything, it's that you don't need talent if you have a fog machine.
@itsmehgd: 2nd grade girl sleepover: "shhh okay let's actually go to sleep" *quiet for a minute* the annoying friend: *starts laughin for no reason* *entire group starts laughin except for one girl* that one girl: "guys seriously i have a softball game tomorrow"