@SuitableHolmes: A 2-hour movie called "Can You Watch My Kid For Like 15 Minutes?"
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@Jaysmemoir: My 6yo's homework today is learning how to count backwards. Yep that teacher knows about DUIs alright!
@BritXNic: For every person pleased at meeting their TC in real life. Another 762 are climbing out of bathroom windows and smashing their phone.
@TheTweetOfGod: America is the greatest country on earth at thinking it's the greatest country on earth.