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@asanders1972: A 22 year old girl said to me "there's NO WAY you are 41"

I put her in my pocket and took her home.

She's mine now.

A 22 year old girl said to me “there’s NO WAY you are 41”

I put her in my pocket and took her home. 

She’s mine now.

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