@Petote: A baby and I locked eyes. I panicked, but thankfully I didn't cry first. Haha stupid baby, I win.
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@briangaar: Son your teacher called, she said you wrote "AQUAMAN RULZ" all over your math test. [sigh] First of all, Aquaman doesnt have any good powers
@kevinrowe1: My wife doesn't mind me flirting with other women. She finds the rejection quite entertaining.
@Lilbyrdy: My daughter said she wants to run away. We talked. She knows she can walk. I wont chase her.
@thejessbess: Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I'm not so sure what I did, but he sent me a text that only said, "K" so it must be pretty bad.