@lotterydude: A baby is 75% water. So if I walked on babies I'd be 75% Jesus. #SolidLogic
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@vikkaroni: My husband and I are having a serious fight. Do you think I should let him know about it?
@hythemafia: Man goes to a Doctor. "Every time I attempt to pass water it hurts" "Does it burn?" "I don't know, I've never tried to set fire to it"