@DanielRCarrillo: A barbed-wire tattoo on my arm keeps my arm horses from running away
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@MrFornicator: People who say gays are destroying the fabric of society have obviously never seen what a gay man can do with fabric.
@FBSisnothere: You know you have something special w someone when u start finishing their sentences. But enough about me & my local Subway sandwich artist
@TwinSurvivalist: Let's not buy them two of all the same toys we said. It'll teach them to share, we said. We are idiots.