@DanielRCarrillo: A barbed-wire tattoo on my arm keeps my arm horses from running away
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@amydillon: To make my guests comfortable, I always put a sign in the bathroom that says "Don't worry, I cleaned, those are permanent stains."
@mo_vitaluna: To all those out there named Christian but are atheist, LOL Sincerely, The rest of us
@joekellyjk47: As a child, it really stressed me out that Rocky was late to his second fight with Apollo Creed. I mean, don't be late to that.