@Ygrene: [being axe murdered]
excuse me but perhaps you have confused me with a tree
@QueenofSparta: I like to avoid confusion by making it weird from the beginning.
@willmenaker: Good Morning.
@FussySaffa: When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?' is unwise, apparently.
@MiahSaint: This Kit Kat commercial is making some awfully big assumptions about both my generosity and number of friends.
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