@amandalsabrook: College is cool because you get to pick what time your classes are and then still not go

@KentWGraham: Got my daughter a one-dollar gift card to the Dollar Store and told her to get whatever she wants.

@drunktweets81: I just called to get my credit score and I heard laughing in the background. Sounds like a cool place to work.

@scawn_: Obviously this cat thinks I won't punch a cat

@BriarSlyMadness: *climbs Mt. Everest hoping to find clarity, PEACE & a deeper understanding of myself & the world* "When did they put a Starbucks up here?"