@Tmoney68: A big storm is coming & everyone's buying bread, milk, and eggs. Apparently you battle bad weather with French Toast.
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@warne888: When you're at someone's house? Normal people: "What a lovely house!" Me: "What's your wifi password?"
@Maxine12339: Being a little bit crazy is like being a little bit pregnant - you can only hide it for so long.
@Jandalize: Yes, I have a fitness app. I use it to time how long it takes the pizza delivery guy to get here.
@SteveSuckington: "What should we call ourselves?" How about 22 pilots? "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots? "Omg"