@markleggett: A bird in the hand is worth nothing and is probably giving you duck AIDS. Put it back.
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@Wakenbake77: if you come trick or treating at my house you will leave with less candy than what you had
@slimmy_shady: In Korean restaurant w/my son & Korean waitress says to him"Hi, how are you"? "Sorry I don't speak Chinese" Great. I've raised a douche!
@wolfpupy: why dont they ever have plagues of endangered animals, like a plague of panda bears. oh no our entire bamboo crop is gone haha