@markleggett: A bird in the hand is worth nothing and is probably giving you duck AIDS. Put it back.
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@SCbchbum: According to rom coms, I haven't met the perfect guy because I've never chased an important paper down the block in a gust of wind.
@LambyMcSheeps: if going to church has taught me anything, it is that Catholics hate unexpected pterodactyl impressions