@ch000ch: a bloodbath has got to be the least effective type of bath
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@runawaycupcake: Apparently just sitting here on my new lawn furniture drinking my Vodka & minding my business is disturbing to other Target guests.
@ariscott: Please God, let the weather be nice for my picnic. There are 7 billion people on this planet. Many starving. Please hear my picnic prayer.
@Brianhopecomedy: My 3 year old is singing the rare 19 hour version of "Let It Go", using only 3 words.
@gobmentcheese: I like to stand next to a stranger on the elevator and whisper, "I read what you said on the internet."