@GirrlGenius: A book commits suicide every time you watch a reality show.
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@geowizzacist: (after bedtime) 3:DADDY COME INTO MY ROOM! Me: go to sleep. 3:YOU HAVE TO COME IN BECAUSE I CAN'T HEAR YOU M: yes you can 3:NO I CAN'T
@pharmasean: If youre a serial killer & you dont call your murder shack a 'bloodshed,' well I've just about given up on you
@CynicalLongkat: Dinner with Mom: Are these real people you're talking about or are they from the internet?