@GirrlGenius: A book commits suicide every time you watch a reality show.
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@heytherejeffro: Pretty sure the "FINISH HIM" guy from Mortal Kombat is giving relationship advice to every girl I date.
@Vodkantots: My tampon just leaked during my bath and now it looks like I made a tub full of passion fruit tea.
@nigelgodwin: I always have a suicide note in my shower so that i wont look stupid if i ever slip and crack my head
@KeetPotato: doctors before an x-ray be like "dont worry this is perfectly safe" and then the dude goes to egypt to press a button