@ohpeetie: A bug zapper, but for people trying to come into my office.
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@Twitmytweeties: "Snitches get stitches" Cute little rhyme.. However I believe, "Snitches never wake up again" is more likely to deter snitching...
@causticbob: If you're using public transport never give up your seat to an old lady... That's how I lost my job as a bus driver.
@amydillon: Back-to-school tip for parents: while not explicitly forbidden, it is frowned upon to spray champagne on the hood of a departing school bus.