@PeaceInTruth1: A car gets better traction in the snow if you throw a couple of coworkers in the trunk.
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@hazelmotes1: I just picked a Chapstick up from my bedside table, spent 30 seconds trying to get the lid off with my teeth, then realized it was a battery
@darksidedeb: I accidentally dropped one of my husband's Viagra into my contact solution and now I'm cockeyed.
@InigoUnleashed: Making a frisbee out of bread. Let's see how those bloody pigeons deal with that!