@PeaceInTruth1: A car gets better traction in the snow if you throw a couple of coworkers in the trunk.
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@jake_lach: Dog ate raw chicken so I called the vet to see what I could do He asked what I think they eat in the wild. Basically, he called me an idiot
@InternetHippo: [greeting aliens] Hello, we are the smartest animals on this planet. Every week we give the grass a little haircut
@howe007: I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say "hey, that one over there is shaped like an alcoholic".
@brendohare: Just saw a bag of McDonalds in the street. Unsure how this will affect brand. Could be good (free advertising) or bad (no one was eating it)