@PeaceInTruth1: A car gets better traction in the snow if you throw a couple of coworkers in the trunk.
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@shadygrenade: Obama: Get Air Force One ready. Biden: OK! *runs off* Obama: The plane, not the movie. *Biden does 360* Biden: Yeah I know.
@FrogAvalanche: Baby Lawyer: Did you steal the victim's nose? Accused: No. *cries into palms Baby Judge: O, great, he's disappeared again.
@Jade_VK: I only carry cash anymore in case I need to make a dramatic exit in the middle of coffee with a detective