@Douchekevin: A cash bar on parent / teacher interview nights would be a great fundraiser for schools.
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@jjhartinger: If you're worried that technology will take over remember humans develop technology & we're surprised how hot it is in the summer. Always.
@novicefather: [cuddling] her: what are you thinking about? me: these pretzels are making me thirsty
@enigmaterics: I've started my new diet by putting a salad in front of the beer. Thus I have to move it to get a beer. Because exercise is important too.