@JimGaffigan: A chain lock on a door is just there to annoy the person who is breaking in to kill you, right?
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@darth__mouth: hey teens ! if you think you're angry now, just wait until you have to spend your own money on toilet paper.
@OfNorthAmerica: I'm gonna make a photo editing type program that makes you look like a Hobbit and call it Frodoshop.
@Bob_Janke: A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face and he says it's so when I'm eating prairie grasses I can see predators