@JimGaffigan: A chain lock on a door is just there to annoy the person who is breaking in to kill you, right?
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@sad_tree: Snake: eat that apple Adam:nah S:u scared A:no S:lol u scared A: *eats apple* S: whoa I didnt thnk u would do it lol sick now eat that poop
@Kamikaze_Blonde: I always imagined saving the planet would involve a silver jumpsuit and a sidekick robot, not separating glass and paper.
@breatheandlove: The good news is, that bag of clothes from 1998 that I still haven't taken to the donation centre…they are back in style now.