@BBQJones28: A closed mouth keeps it's teeth.
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@hazelmotes1: Kids, you'll never know the pain of digging the innards of a loved cassette out of a cheap stereo and crying as you wind it up with a pencil
@tchrquotes: [Shipwreck diary] Day 1: Luckily the ship has enough food for 3 months. Longer if I ration well. Day 2: I am out of food.
@birbigs: "You're joking about calling it Good Friday, right? I told you the part about the nails?" -Jesus #GoodFriday
@thepunningman: "The bond's Name. James Name" Pleased to... what? "Bond Name's the james" Are you alright? "Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance"