@BBQJones28: A closed mouth keeps it's teeth.
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@HallpassCanada: You know you're getting old when you have to have a drink to motivate you to go out & have a drink.
@Sickayduh: It's late and I'm wondering what my high school girlfriend is doing now. I'd call her but I know she has a big algebra test tomorrow.
@Reverend_Scott: [class trip] I'm farmer Joe, this is my farm DO U HAVE COWS? Yes, it's a dairy farm DO U HAVE WHALES? Kid, why wouldn't we have whales?