@Dutch_50: A co-worker is retiring, so they're passing a card around filled with cash. I only took $10 but normally my signature is worth much more.
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@1Happytwit: 6yo's can't go to jail so I have no idea why this one's refusing to drive me home from the pub.
@Kyle_Lippert: Treat your woman like a princess. Spice up your relationship & have her kidnapped. Then do mushrooms & swim through the sewers to find her.
@smashbrown_: U2 just announced their world tour. Do I need to buy tickets or are they going to break into my house and start playing?