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@daemonic3: A concept so foreign, Angelina Jolie tries to adopt it.
@Marlinaire: Trail mix? You mean M&M's with obstacles.
@xLiserx: *Wakes up in Superman's body*
Me: Holy crap! I'm finally a hero!
*Uses heat vision to re-heat last night's pizza & puts on Netflix*
@vexroid: Me: Did you play video games all day?
Me: What else did you do?
9: I ate lunch
@DothTheDoth: I can't wait for the stage of capitalism where we have to watch a 15 second advertisement before we remember a memory.
@KentWGraham: I saved a ton of money on cool sports cars, vacation getaways and NFL season tickets by having children.