@Bmittone: A cop pulled me over and said 'papers' I said 'scissors' and drove off. I win.
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@weinerdog4life: When I turn on the lights all of the dads scatter off of my deck, the fat dads can't get over the fence
@simoncholland: If you leave me a voice mail that asks me to call you back at my convenience you have no one to blame but yourself.