@Bmittone: A cop pulled me over and said 'papers' I said 'scissors' and drove off. I win.
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@BadaBinge: Thanks for nothing autocorrect, I'm never gonna get chicks being a "homeless romantic".
@2014longview: If you carry a baseball bat in your car, you should carry a glove too. Your lawyer will thank you.
@curlycomedy: White people don't dance at concerts so they can save all their energy for the "Woo!" at the end of a song.