@theDanLawler: A couple drops of super glue on your fingers and you wont pay attention to any other thing on the planet for three hours.
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@TheProvenFacts: The average human body contains enough human bones to make up an entire human skeleton.
@SamGrittner: Life is what happens when you're busy choosing a filter for what already happened in life.
@dumbbeezie: Marriage is alright if you like someone coming home and telling you about their day in the middle of your movie
@Carbosly: Apparently saying "If you think your wife is fat now, wait till she has the baby" is not a good way to congratulate someone.